Ooooh Goddess

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:40 pm

The Witch watched from a distance as a group of people gathered around the Harvest Goddess' pond, each tossing in their own item and praying for whatever their heart desired. Each one was rewarded with the Goddes herself appearing before them, and some were bestowed with their wish, while others were sent away, empty handed.

Oh, this was too perfect.

Silently, the Witch slipped along the edge of the pond, skirting along the brush and praying that the dimwitted mayor girl would keep that silly little Goddess distracted long enough. Knealing beside the cool pool, she produced a small leather pouch from within her cloak and dumped it's vile contents into the pond; dried toadstools, poisonous grasses, fish bones, and bits of overcooked food tumbled into the water with a soft 'ploosh', mixing in a peculiar fashion with the Witch's sharp, devious cackle.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:15 pm

(I am insulted, Witch Princes!!)
"I wish I..... Um, was.... attractive....." she turned red and looked to see if any of the many people there had heard her. "Or, maybe just someone to like me for who I am...." She looked around again, adn spotted the Witch Princess. "Hello, witch, and what can I fine you for today?"

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:57 pm

-What do you want Witch?!

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:03 pm

(Bwehe. ;D What? I'm suppose to be ebil.)

The Witch looked startled as Meg shot a sly remark in her direction. Standing, she cocked her head, wispy, golden locks falling into her face, and laughed rather innocently.

"Oh don't be silly, I'm just here, praying, don't you see? Gofddess knows I'm a loyal follower."

Ducking her head, she was ready to hurry her way out of the crowd, when Rooky appeared in front of her, demanding answer from her.

"None of your business, Twiggy, now go away."

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:17 pm

*Grr... Witch Princess! But... I know the thing that'll make her angriest...*
Well, Meg...
Goddess tilted her head back, lightening flashed, etc.
There. Any guy you kiss in the next twenty-four hours will get a crush on you. Happy? Good. Anyway...
Goddess turned to face Witch.
Why, hello! Minerva! You came to my humble pond today? I'm honored... And his name is Rooky.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:39 am

"His name is Twiggy, if I want it to be Twiggy.", the Witch spat at the Goddess, turning her nose up. "What is wrong with you people? Can't a girl pray without a game of 20 questions?"

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:24 pm

"Because normally when you "play", something always happens." she said, briskly, flustered, and hoping no one had heard her earlier wish.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:05 pm

* drops a couple of strawberrys in the pound then leves*

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:19 pm

The Wtich frowned, not at all keen on playing the little mind games of the villiagers.

"Speaking of 'playing', is that why you're hear? Because none of the little boys will 'play' with you?"

Her tone was sharp, and she crossed her arms, looking sour, and, to an extent, spiteful.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:42 pm

She turned bright red, and backed away a few steps.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:15 pm

"Yes I thought as much.", she muttered. She was being terribly mean, she knew, but she had been backed into a corner. Besides, the villiagers were always so...sensitive.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:25 pm

"She frowned and leaned against a tree, folding her arms.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:40 pm

"You're not going to cry now, are you?"

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:47 am

"No." she replied flatly. (negative purple heart for witch! xD Can I do that?)

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:18 am

drops starwberry milk
i don't have any starwberries, heres some strawberry milk.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:06 pm

"Thanks..."
Goddess picked up the strawberry milk and took a delicate sip.
"What wish do you want today?"

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:30 pm

Kronic comes in and has his portable keyboard wiht him and sees Meg being yelled at and scoulded by the witch O.o.

"Hey witch dont pick on Meg,!!!!"

Kronic walks in front of Meg and puts his keyboard down and plays a tune

" Do Re Mi what you see
Hear this song and you'll flee
Dissapear, evil one
justice served all is DoNE!!"

A flashing glow come from the keys and goes straight for the witch.

"Meg are you alright?"

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:49 pm

(XD Awww, do you not like me? :O But I'm so loveable!)

The witch raised her arm, deflecting the blast without a particularly large amount of diffuculty. "Why don't you mind your own business?", she hissed.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:04 pm

"its not like i dont like you its just i dont like what you did to Meg"

"Ha you deflected a weak attack anyways, but i see your worthy enough.... well if you would like, could we settle this nicely?"

Kronic offers a hand shake to the witch with a smile on his face.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:21 am

"Kronic, I wouldn't do that..." she said, hesitantly. "But thanks..."

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:48 am

goddess, i would like to be able to have recipes through out the ages so that i can master at every cooking recipe.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:35 am

The witch's lip curled, and she looked at Kronic as though she was more inclined to bite his hand than shake it.

"Don't touch me."

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:55 pm

Goddess tilted her head back, lightening flashed, blah blah blah. A cookbook landed at AJ's feet.
"That thing has every recipe in the human universe in it. Good luck finding all the ingredients." She looked at Witch.
"You do know that as much as I don't want to, I can invoke The Rules." She snapped her fingers (do NOT ask me why this was easier than granting a wish) and was suddenly holding a sign.
"Observe: Rule #1: All Wishes and Offerings will now be granted in the Wishes and Offerings thread. #2: All really annoying musical instruments will be confiscated. #3: Anybody who has dishonorable intentions WILL be forced to leave. Now, you two," She looked at Kronic and Witch, "Are breaking two of those rules."

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:58 pm

"eheh e ...."

Kronic sighs and takes his keyboard and apoligizes to the goddess

" sorry about that... i was going to play you a song for a wish after i was done, but i guess my instrument is annoying huh? ahhah oh well.."

Kronic looks at the witch with a frown, and gives Meg the peace sign, then leaves.

Subject: Re: Ooooh Goddess Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:47 am

What do you want just get away

Take is hammer